Paris: the city of love, lights, and a whole lot of historical drama. If you’re looking for a tour that sugarcoats the past, this ain’t it. But if you’re up for a politically incorrect, humor-laden stroll through the heart of Paris, welcome to the Rude Bastards Tour.
History isn’t just dates and facts—it’s full of scandal, intrigue, and absurdity. Our guides don’t shy away from the messy bits; they revel in them. Expect a tour that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a healthy dose of irreverence.
tarting from the historic neighborhood of Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we will walk to the Notre Dame Cathedral, crossing he romantic Seine into the Île de la Cité, one of Paris's two natura...
Highlights
2 hours
Offered in English
Free Cancellation
Mobile Ticket
2 hours
Offered in English
Free Cancellation
Mobile Ticket
What's Included
A skilled guide who will accompany you for the entire journey
Meeting Points
Departure
1 Pl. Saint-Michel
The guide will wait for you outside the metro exit 3, Fontaine Saint-Michel
Return
Obélisque de Louxor
Important Information
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Service animals allowed
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Public transportation options are available nearby
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Not recommended for travelers with spinal injuries
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Not recommended for pregnant travelers
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Not recommended for travelers with poor cardiovascular health
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Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
Cancellation policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
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For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the experience’s start time.
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Cut-off times are based on the experience’s local time.
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If you cancel less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.
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This experience requires a minimum number of travelers. If it’s canceled because the minimum isn’t met, you’ll be offered a different date/experience or a full refund.
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Any changes made less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time will not be accepted.
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Paris: the city of love, lights, and a whole lot of historical drama. If you’re looking for a tour that sugarcoats the past, this ain’t it. But if you’re up for a politically incorrect, humor-laden stroll through the heart of Paris, welcome to the Rude Bastards Tour.
History isn’t just dates and facts—it’s full of scandal, intrigue, and absurdity. Our guides don’t shy away from the messy bits; they revel in them. Expect a tour that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a healthy dose of irreverence.
tarting from the historic neighborhood of Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we will walk to the Notre Dame Cathedral, crossing he romantic Seine into the Île de la Cité, one of Paris's two natura...
Highlights
2 hours
Offered in English
Free Cancellation
Mobile Ticket
2 hours
Offered in English
Free Cancellation
Mobile Ticket
What's Included
A skilled guide who will accompany you for the entire journey
Meeting Points
Departure
1 Pl. Saint-Michel
The guide will wait for you outside the metro exit 3, Fontaine Saint-Michel
